if i could eat my own pussy i don’t think i would ever leave my house

countthelions:

notecardpasta:

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like “aaahh. you got me” and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

#if you line up several neuroses and identify the interlocking connections between them they should all vanish like clearing a line in tetris (via @karliahs)

suigintou:

lets see paul allens labubu

how did you light the cigar if you're blind and also an infant
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sippy-blue:

Answer:
I  come from a family of wealth. It’s basically the first thing we learn…

sailorsally:

the thing about captain america the first avenger is that it tries really hard to sell the idea of Bucky being a macho womanizer. Too bad they cast Sebastian Stan, the master of sad longing gazes you’d normally only ever see in eastern european gay porn.

stantanly:

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i tried

energyprison:

Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

charl0ttan:

torturer-eel:

charl0ttan:

drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

hello

fuck my whole entire life

wordfather:

i am not immune to heart shaped objects

preheville:

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

tmmyhug:

and i don’t even like staying up this late i just do it

flowermist7432:

molabuddy:

does anyone have that reddit exchange screenshot where someone is like “what colour is this mouse??” and posts a mouse who is like in some sort of purple world with confetti around it and the top comment is like “it would be easier to tell if your mouse wasn’t at the club” . i keep thinking about & referencing mouse at the club and i cant find it

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Here ya’ go ❤️🙏

strawberry-crocodile:

im starting to think that treating nazi germany as a unique and incomparable evil rather than as an extention of the western european colonial project that happened to threaten the interests of other western european powers might be bad actually